|Jesus walked in to a bar with a drink in his hand. It was a mix of wine and water. He probably likes fröccs in the summer like many of us common people do.|
|He came with a light and it all seemed so real.|
|Neon sleeveless shirt from H&M|
I made a cross sign to stay cool with Jesus. He didn't seem to give a fuck.
|When there's no water walking on alcohol fumes is just as good, he said.|
This is where I got suspicious, suspicious he was a fake and so it turned out it was a panda in disguise, or more precise Rita who celebrated her birthday with a Jesus Christ Superstar performance.